South Park: Phone Destroyer - Coming Soon

NOTE: This one is out now! I got my notification late last night, and the game already has 500 thousand downloads.


Hit the Play Store widget at the bottom of this post to download and start playing.

Ubisoft Entertainment is prepping for the launch of South Park: Phone Destroyer on Android, and you can now pre-register to get a notification when the game releases. To be quite honest, it looks like it’s going to be a pretty sweet game. If you’re a South Park fan, it’s not possible to watch the game’s reveal trailer without cracking a smile. Have a look.

Beware, though; it’s definitely NSFW.

South Park: Phone Destroyer Reveal Trailer


South Park: Phone DestroyerTM brings you iconic South Park characters, action packed real-time strategy, exploding PvP battles, trademark South Park humor and collectible cards in a perfect mix that’s spicier than Cartman’s chili con carne. Assemble the ultimate team of cowboys, wizards, cyborgs and more and get ready to crush your opponent!


  • A whole new South Park experience with new and twisted versions of iconic characters like Stan of Many Moons, Cyborg Kenny, Ninjew Kyle, Grand Wizard Cartman… and many more!
  • Beat down opponents in real-time PVP battles.
  • Experience a hilarious single player story written in collaboration with South Park Digital Studios.
  • Collect and upgrade over 80 unique cards featuring all-new, beautifully rendered designs.
  • Customize your hero to be the most badass looking kid on the block.
  • Witness Randy cross-dressing in new and exciting outfits.
  • Kill Kenny.

If you care to pre-register, head over to the Play Store using the widget below. I’ve already signed up, so I’ll update this post when the game drops. Until then…

Happy Monday!

Official game website